What? No Post? And so she died.

No post tonight. My cousin's wife just went into labor and I'm on brandy and cigar duty. Which I feel is not a real responsiblity as no one in the family drinks or smokes (although we do not yet know the baby's preference). But I wanted to be involved so I think they made up a job for me. I'm also bringing my hotplate so I can boil water in the waiting room. They still do that right?